Wednesday, July 6, 2011

A review

So alot of new books have been coming out this year, as they always do. When shopping around for some keep in mind the:
Subject (if a book is just violence, dark...ness, or WAY to much romance then don't buy it!!!!! Don't do that to yourself!!!! When you begin to read something over and over and over again you begin to think that it's ok. And sure, go ahead, protest, but I know I'm right, so there.)

The front cover (I know, don't judge a book by it's cover, la de dah, but I'm not trying to be all metaphorical or whatever, I'm just saying if the cover has someone wearing not very modest clothing with dark eyeliner and all that jazz, ask yourself, is this really going to be a book I should read? I mean if that's the outside, do i really want to know what's on the inside? The answer is NO, by the way)

The author (If the author in the past has written pretty trashy books, it's just not worth the money to risk reading something that isn't worth reading and deserves to be shredded, fed to a bonfire, and then given to your english teacher who shows it to the class and warns them not to write anything trashy or this shall be their fate. Also I've done this before where I had to stop reading a book because it was just awful, but a friend recommended another of this author's books to me, and guess what? I promptly returned it to her.)

Look at the Reviews and WIkIA (I can just hear you now, moaning and groaning, " But it will ruin the entire book if i look at spoilers". Lets get real here. Would you rather read a book, find out it's bad, go through a heart wrenching decision, decide to throw it away {yah, ur going to throw it away, no book is worth your eternal salvation. None, Nada, Zippo.}, and be sad cuz your out twenty bucks and you have nothing to read.)

AND MY NEWEST ONE TO THE LIST-
Beware of the Nook/ibook/kindle (These new gadgets are super cool and they give me warm fuzzies all over, but with new coolness comes new temptations. No one see's what you buy on a nook except for you [and EVERYONE in heaven!], and you don't physically have the book, which for some weird reason for some weird people makes it less bad. IT DOESN"T YOU BISCET HEADS!!! No offense, but really, the most important people know that you are reading trash, Yourself and Heavenly Father. Is it really worth it? Umm, NO.

And that's a review of tips to know. My next post will be filled with books you should be wary of and books you better go read because you my friend, are missing out. I won't review anything I haven't seen or heard or listen to because I'm pretty sure that somewhere in your skull is a brain and that brain can apply these tips so that takes out a majority of uggy books. I've pretty much been exposed to a broad ray of basically everything, but I will review somethings I haven't seen/ heard/read because I see that the reviews are bad. And yah, Make good choices, because in the end, if you don't you'll be held accountable because you knew better.

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