THE KEEPER OF TIME. Only one actor was paid in the making of this film, which can tell you alot about a movie. And it's proof that bad acting is more funny than sleazy comedy. It's 76 blissful minutes long, made in 2004, and is rated PG. Although I think that it should be rated G because the fight scenes a five year would not believe. It's just bad acting after bad effects after some more bad acting. It's awesome!!:) It stars Micheal O'Hearn, who was crowned four times as Mr. Universe, which is this movie's only claim to fame. His character's name is Bullrock, and there's Udo, the wise old man (hee hee hee, I am chuckling heartily), Aunu, Alosia, and the main hero Tim (burst out laughing). Oh my, they come up with those names and then Tim. Love this movie. Oh yes and the actor who plays Tim also plays Daniel. (Oh and a little side note, you might think Bullrocks muscles are fake but your wrong. No, you are wrong those guns are REAL.) This movie tries to be series, but (tears are now streaming) it can't. Oh goodness I love movies.
Here is the official summery: Tim, a child living in a medieval world, has been chosen to be the most powerful wizard of his time. Under the protection of teacher Udo and muscular swordsman Bullrock, with a beautiful, mysterious blonde woman Anu along for the ride, Tim travels to the Southern Castle to train under the powerful wizard Martirus so that he can defeat the evil wizard Tor, allowing the forces of good to reign for the next 500 years. His journey is filled with magic and endangered by the dark spells of Tor, who is determined to end the journey before it has a chance to begin.
Ahhh, this movie just blows all. My favorite quotes:
" Shutup you ungrateful musclehead."
" It's not black magic it's simply a chemical reaction."
" EEEEDDDDDMUUUUNNNDDDDD!!!!"
" Shut up, cry or do something else."
This is an awesome movie and I highly recommend it!
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